Not only do we have the burning Cuyahoga...

Today on the tv, after hearing the election results, there was a report on Cleveland. Yes, Cleveland, Ohio. At first, I was elated to see my city showing on national french television. I started jumping up and down, screaming, "chez moi, chez moi!" So what were they reporting about? Oh, only all the homeless war veterans and how this this is a huge problem in Cleveland. Not the best report ever, okay, I can handle that. So then the reporter decided to talk about how Cleveland is the poorest and most dangerous city in America. Is that even true? I doubt it. I thought it was detroit. And the most dangerous is supposed to be Youngstown... right? Oh la honte.