spilled liquid and a lost bra

so i've been back from good ol america for officially a week. my return was surely an eventful one. i made the two connection trek -cleveland-new york-london-paris- (on friday the 13th, mind you) and luckily enough, my bag was lost! why luckily, you ask? because that meant that i didnt have to carry it through paris! i was seriously stressing about this because well, lets just say i bought a lot of crap. and it was heavy. and the journey involves lots of steps and metro changes. so bonus for natalie. the bad part? when i was checking through customs in cleveland, i had forgotten to remove some pesky liquids from my carry on. this meaning i had to ask this dude at the baggage claim to find my luggage and, with much difficulty, stuff it into my checked bag. i couldnt go with him, and he said that he got it in, no problem. when i got my bags monday morning? yeah, that liquid- opened all over my stuff, plus MY BRA WAS GONE! yeah you may be laughing, but said bra was not exactly walmart brand. anyway, so i think liquid man took my bra. and yes, i did ask mom to look all over the house to see if ditzy natalie didnt just leave it at home. so i complained to american airlines, but they dont seem to care too much about my "missing undergarment". below, gisele, modeling lost article. only mine was pink. if found, please send to my parents house, care of natalie. :)